That's according to police in Manchester, Connecticut.
Officers say they busted David Gebhardt after he took a stroll along I-291 wearing nothing but a thong, fake breasts and a wig.
Police report getting several complaints the other day, which prompted an hour-long search.
Officers say they found Gebhardt with his clothes on, but he had a wig and fake breasts in his car.
He's now charged with disorderly conduct and simple trespass.
