But this kitchen dispute ended up in the hands of the law.
Police in Fort Worth, Texas, charge Briana Lin Pouncy bit her boyfriend, smacked him in the face with a picture frame and even swung a sword at him.
Officers say the 20-year-old woman was mad at her boyfriend for not washing the dishes.
According to authorities, Pouncy tried to kick Joseph Boykins out of their apartment and roughed him up a bit.
Officers say she missed with the sword, but connected her teeth.
The Fort Worth Star-Telegram reports she's now charged with aggravated assault and free on $10,000 bond.
