Police in Alexandria, Minn. surrounded a health club after getting a report of a bloody, bearded man using the showers.
But the supposed suspect turned out to be someone who had just played Jesus in a local Easter Passion play.
The blood on Lee Backhaus was fake and he's a member of the club.
Backhaus had even told the health club managers that he planned to clean up there after the play.
A local TV station reports the three responding officers heard the story and left.