An alleged burglar in Texas was missing two things when it came to his grand crime plan: a disguise and a way to escape.
Surveillance video shows the suspect crawling into the Houston area house through a doggy door.
The man spent the next few minutes going through the homeowners' belongings, eventually settling on a bike.
The problem?
The alleged thief didn't know how to ride it.
So, after an embarrassing tumble, the bumbling burglar simply gave up leaving the loot behind.
Police say even though nothing was taken, they're pretty confident someone will recognize him.