But Anthony Herbert Lee could be spending a long time in the cooler -- after being charged with trying to sell a truck-load of frozen pizza.
Indiana State Police say Lee was hired to deliver 3,000 cases of Stouffer's frozen pizzas to Utah.
Investigators say after having motor trouble, Lee realized he couldn't make the delivery date.
According to troopers, Lee contacted a salvage company to try to peddle the hot pies.
But a broker smelled something fishy about the frozen pizza deal and called the cops.