And a trip to the slammer in time for lunch.
Police in Greensboro, North Carolina charge 22-year-old Bradley Michael broke into a Red Lobster one morning earlier this week.
The manager says the place was trashed, including 30-grand worth of computers, furniture and liquor bottles.
The manager says the hungry crook also made himself a shrimp pizza and ate some cake.
Officers found Michael inside the restaurant.
He's now charged with breaking and entering, vandalism and larceny.
Michael was being held on $50,000 bond.
