Landlubber pinched twice for too much grog

GREELEY, Colo. (AP) - September 13, 2010

He be arrested twice for drunken driving.

First, for piloting his own car.

Then, the scurvy dog tried pilotin' a police car that he pinched.

Police say the suspect slipped out his shackles and drove off in the police cruiser, while officers be interviewin' witnesses.

The Greeley Tribune reports the bucko weighed anchor for about a mile before police put him in the stockade.

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