Authorities in Royal Oak, Michigan, say a man relieved himself on the side of the police station.
Then, he walked inside.
Witnesses told officers at the front desk what they saw the man doing.
Lt. Gordon Young tells the Detroit Free Press the man had come to the station to file a police report.
Officers issued a citation.
Prosecutors say the man most likely won't do any jail time, but will have pay a fine and court costs of $250.