That's the gist of an excuse a Florida man had for deputies who report finding a stash of crack cocaine hidden between his butt cheeks.
Manatee County deputies say they stopped Raymond Stanley Roberts for speeding.
Deputies report smelling marijuana and searched him.
According to authorities, deputies found a bag of weed and a bag of crack between his butt cheeks.
Deputies say Roberts admitted the pot was his, but not the cocaine.
A local paper reports Roberts was busted for drug possession and was released on bond.