But the Eagles might think about drafting her.
The Pennsylvania woman tackled a crook who broke into her home and hung onto him until the cops arrived.
The 40-year-old Graham says she heard a stranger in her York home early the other morning.
She called 911, then yelled to the bad guy he was going to jail.
When he tried to run, the 140-pound woman says she pounced on the 160-pound culprit.
Graham says what she did is no big deal.
But plenty of people disagree and they're giving her lots of attention.