That's according to Leo Moskovitz, who just turned 109. The northeastern Pennsylvania resident jokes that God can't find him because his name has never appeared in the phone book.
A local newspaper reports Moskovitz celebrated his birthday with friends and family at a restaurant on Sunday.
People curious about his longevity often ask Moskovitz about his diet. He says he switches between oatmeal and eggs for breakfast - but isn't sure if that's why he's lived so long.
He says, "If I knew what the secret was, I'd patent it."
Moskovitz and his 87-year-old wife, Ann, have been married for 45 years. They live in Jermyn.