And that someone at the University of Nebraska is Sol Morton.
He has to power-wash each seat at Memorial Stadium in Lincoln before the football season starts.
It takes the building service technician 22 days to wash away the dirt, dust and bird doo from the more than 80,000 seats.
Morton says he loves being part of the Nebraska Athletic Department.
And Morton tells the Lincoln Journal Star he -- quote -- "wouldn't trade this job for nothing."