Mmm, bacon: Your 2014 holiday gift guide for the bacon lover in your family
Regardless of whether you devour bacon and eggs every morning for breakfast or just enjoy an occasional BLT for lunch every now and then, bacon's awesomeness and delectability cannot be ignored. But there are some people whose hunger for the delicious pig treat can never be fully satisfied, no matter how many dozens of bacon strips are thrown their way. If you know someone who just can't stop loving bacon, here's some great gift ideas that you can spend your piggy bank money on.
Getting bored of the same old same old at your department store's bed section? Then spice things up with bacon scented pillowcases. According to JD Foods, the company behind the item, the scent of bacon is embedded in the ink on these specially printed pillowcases. You can get yours for $12.99 at the link above.
For those tired of waking up to piercing alarm rings and don't have time to cook breakfast in the morning, the Wake N' Bacon Alarm Clock is perfect for you. The clock requires users to insert strips of frozen bacon inside before going to sleep. The bacon strips will start sizzling 10 minutes before the alarm is set to go off, ensuring sleepers wake up to that delicious pig smell. Invented by Matty Sallin of New York, the alarm clock isn't available in stores, so you'll just have to keep dreaming until bacon time finally arrives.
Want to give that special someone a bacon kiss? Then bacon lip balm is a must. At $2.99, there's nothing to stop your lips from smelling like delicious pig meat.
Give some bacon shaving cream to your man who wants to smell and taste delicious. The item sells for $9.95. Be forewarned, the shaving cream isn't edible though, as much as you would like it to be.
Nothing makes quite as powerful and delicious a statement in the boardroom than the bacon neck tie. For anyone stuck in middle management, the bacon neck tie is a necessity to keep your head and taste buds straight in the office at $19.95.
Save the money you would have spent on your lover's engagement ring and give her the gift of bacon instead. At $79, this engraved ring will serve as a testament to your shared love and passion for breakfast.
Instead of getting the standard wrapping paper this holiday, wrap your gifts instead with the love of bacon for $5.99. Bonus points if you actually wrap bacon with it.
In case mint or wintergreen weren't cutting it, perhaps bacon will help those teeth shine. At $4.89, this toothpaste promises to boost your oral hygiene while briefly satisfying your hunger for bacon.
It's going to be chilly outside this holiday, so stay warm this holiday with bacon and egg gloves for $11. Supplies are flying off the frying pan, so get yours ASAP.
For those who can't just keep their love of bacon smell to the kitchen, now you can give off fresh bacon aromas all day long! $9.95 will keep your body clean while giving off a fresh bacon scent to anyone in the near vicinity.
