But authorities in the Birmingham, Alabama, area report a nude man claiming to be both is under arrest.
Jefferson County sheriff's deputies say they fired a Taser stun gun four times before subduing the naked Richard Scott Odell.
Spokesman Sergeant Randy Christian says in his words that deputies "have truly seen it all now, no pun intended."
Christian tells the Birmingham News Odell appeared to be drunk.
He says the guy must have been to quite a party before being busted in the early morning hours the other day.
Odell's been charged with disorderly conduct and resisting arrest.
