That's the message a Michigan man has to wear for months.
Daniel Cleland is being ordered by a Kalamazoo County judge to write those words on his hand or arms for seven months.
Cleland told the judge his 6-year-old gave him the advice.
The kid's recommendation of "`Daddy, don't steal" sounds good to the judge, too.
Cleland now avoids seven months in jail on a charge of felony retail fraud.