A Washington state man got his wish earlier this week.
Joseph Rosario was turned away from a Tacoma jail when trying to surrender on misdemeanor warrants.
The county jail usually doesn't have room for such nonviolent offenders.
Charging papers say he asked a bar employee for the cheapest thing he could break.
He was asked to leave.
The News Tribune reports moments later the door glass was smashed.
Authorities charge Rosario also broke a window at a University of Washington library.
He was busted by university security.
He is now charged with felony malicious mischief and is being held on $25,000 bail.
